I voted...

I voted...

I voted as the 2nd person in my district, this morning.

When I arrived, they asked for my ID, to confirm my name and address.

When they asked me to confirm my birthdate, I politely gave them my date of birth.

I then followed up with this statement:

"YES, I'm still alive! So I guess I'll just be counted as one vote today."

The poll worker laughed and sent me to the voting machine.